Berrywoman: parthenonqueen: mysticreminders: Friendly reminder vampires don’t like...

parthenonqueen:

mysticreminders:

Friendly reminder vampires don’t like the taste of human food and technically don’t need to eat it, and yet they’re constantly throwing dinner parties. ✿◉◡◉✿

I notice the originals eat a lot of food. Im wondering if maybe they can still taste it or…

She is having contractions

kaileighmarie:

thekingdomofben:

Hey so after yesterday i decided to make a personnel blog so if that’s a thing you wanna have it’s here 

i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes 

l-leovaldez:

art | colored by her

dauntless-road-kill:

I don’t want to move!I’ve had a waiter who looks like Frank Zhang who was named Frank, and then there was an usher/student at my sister’s piano reciatle who looked like Merlin! If I see one more look a like I’m gonna scream!

Best of luck to everyone moving on. Thanks for everything.

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute 

did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.

isaisanisa:

jaymeecutup:

gallifresh:

isaisanisa:

I didn’t have a French flag

You get the concept though

I AM CRYING JESUS CIHRST

is that the impala?

Technically it’s our coffee table