Some Star Wars actors beside the characters they portrayed.
Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.
NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”
TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.
^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.
i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
You know, the worst thing in cohabitation is a common bathroom. And Jack Frost as a neighbor. He does not respect other people’s personal space, eating someone else’s foods from the fridge and turns the music on at full volume.
And when Jack gets stuck in the bathroom for a couple of hours, it is twice as bad.
Housemates!AU (master post with links)
i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well
yeah they’re always so nsync
YOU FUCKING DIDNT
Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.
I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer